1. Asking rhetorical questions
You get more credit for not making this your bio.
I have no answers for you, sir. None.
2. Grammar, grammar, GRAMMAR!
…..Ain’t much to say about your grammar either.
You are long walks and random thoughts? Your random thoughts take long walks? How can you be bored with being awesome all by yourself when you are a long walk?
3. Lying about your age and then correcting it in your bio
When your parents forget to put parental controls on their iPad.
I can’t make this stuff up, man.
4. Being in love with yourself
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for being confident… But… Mr. Personality… Really?
If you have a line of ladies waiting to “wife you up” then why did you need to get a Tinder? Nice try, fam, nice try.
5. A long bio
What. “Strongly empathetic and talkative introvert”….. You don’t say.
Honestly, all you had to say was “I like science” and that probably would have been fine. It’s a dating profile, not a resume… Do less.
Mike Morris, a staff writer for The Picket, decided to throw in some additional examples of mistakes women make on Tinder. Sorry, ladies, but we’re all guilty of it.
REWARD: LOST GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AGE 19, FEW TATS/PIERCINGS- IF FOUND PLEASE HMU FOR SNAP
That shirt tells me eHarmony didn’t work out for you so you’re giving Tinder a friendly try. You got this, girl.
Hayley Butler is the editor in chief of The Picket and can be reached at email@example.com or followed on Twitter and Instagram @haybutler.